Curing Fungal Infected Tonenails
August 13, 2009 | Category: Fungal Toenails, Fungus Toenails, Infected Toenails, fungal toenails cure, fungal toenails treatment
I’ve never liked Doctors…
And since mine retired 5 years ago…
I’ve never really bothered if I’m honest…
But the need to stop my girlfriend staring morbidly at my yellow toenails…
Meant I had to register at a new surgery and make an appointment…
“Do you have swine flu..?” barked the haughty receptionist…
As if on cue I felt an almighty urge to sneeze – but resisted…
Giving me the once over she agreed to let me see the doctor…
He was dapper and friendly if a little aloof…
I made small talk and realised he was tapping his pen…
“I have disgusting toenails…!
It was almost like a confessional…
Or FUNGAL INFECTED TOENAILS ANON meeting…
“Hello my name is Flip and I have fungal infected toenails…” lol…
But I digress…
“I have fungal infected toenails…” I said to the doc…
“My girlfriend says they’re disgusting..”
I kind of hoped the rolling of my eyes might have brought him into the brotherhood…
Where men were men and women were silly worry warts…
NOT Flip’s Doctor
“They are…” he snapped “disgusting things…whip you socks and shoes off…
“DON’T place your feet on the carpet – on the sterile sheet…”
I blushed furiously…
It didn’t help that my socks had stuck to the soggy bits under the nail…
“Horrible truly horrible and nasty…dirty things…” he snarled…
I was mortified…
“It’s going to take many months…and you need to be dilligent…”
I guessed he wasn’t sure I was up to it…
I grabbed the prescription and ran!!!
NEXT TIME: the fungal infected treatment box of wonder!!!
Cya!
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I've had gnarly yellow thick and ugly toenails for years...then I met a hippy nurse who wants me to wear sandals and flipflops...the things you do for the one you love...this is my quest to rid myself of the filthy fungal toenails...and dive into the world of flipflops sandals and slingbacks...OK I lied about the slingbacks...so tip toe with me through this journey of enlightenment (lol)...those of a weak disposition are advised to leave now...and any pervy foot fetishists who've stumbled in I say welcome ya weirdos...
Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark...
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Your wee feet are gorgeous petal…..