I Have Nasty Fungal Infected Toenails
August 10, 2009 | Category: Fungal Toenails, Fungus Toenails, Infected Toenails
“I’ve never actually seen your feet…”
And so it began…
Lying in bed my gorgeous girlfriend had peered under the bedclothes…
I was not quick enough to hide them and her response was as expected…
“Holy shit they’re disgusting…” she’d shrieked looking as one might at a leper…
I was mortified and she was mortified for saying it – I think…
And that is how dear reader I’m off to my doctors today…
To rid myself of the stigma of fungal infected toenails…
Not Mine! My Camera Battery Is Dead!!!
From what I can gather the cure is long and drawn out…
Simpler maybe to pull the toenails out I would think…
Certainly less hassle…
“I’ll be able to buy you flip-flops and sandals…” my girlfriend said last night…
She had become all gooey and misty eyed…
“Walks on the beach sand between our toes…”
Only a woman could go from disgusting toenails to romance in one fell swoop…
There will be photographs – not of the romance – the fungal infected toenails…
So I understand if you don’t bookmark…
But if you could recommend a macho pair of sandals…
I’d be eternally grateful…
C’ya…
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I've had gnarly yellow thick and ugly toenails for years...then I met a hippy nurse who wants me to wear sandals and flipflops...the things you do for the one you love...this is my quest to rid myself of the filthy fungal toenails...and dive into the world of flipflops sandals and slingbacks...OK I lied about the slingbacks...so tip toe with me through this journey of enlightenment (lol)...those of a weak disposition are advised to leave now...and any pervy foot fetishists who've stumbled in I say welcome ya weirdos...
Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark...
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